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I'm a plumber who's looking to break into the big show without having to grab shit. I mean, I love to fix pipes and shit, but damn. Mario makes that shit look easy, and somehow, when reaching for a clogged piece of shit, he grabs a princess named Peach.

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I installed a free 30 day trial from Adobe. After having to lie about owning a business and having 30K+ employees, I was a lost soul after finding there was an "error 320142". Sadly, I will have to stick to my plumbing days until I find another free flashmaker that lasts longer than 10 minutes. I was wondering if any Newgrounds fellows knew about another flashmaker, free possibly? But, for my first flash, I have a great idea and want to strike it rich, and plan too. But I need a break, and the plumbing business 'aint the way. Any suggestions?

Recent Game Medals

SECRET MEDAL 10 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
First Kill 5 Points Boomerang the bat on the first screen. Medal Stats.
Free 100 Points Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special? Medal Stats.
Trapped Forever 50 Points Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending. Medal Stats.
Idiot 25 Points Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending. Medal Stats.
Believe Me 5 Points Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'. Medal Stats.
Truth 5 Points Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'. Medal Stats.
Leap of Faith 25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'. Medal Stats.
Bridge 10 Points Use the button to create a bridge. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 41 (From 10 different games.)

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